Insert optimal plural noun here. Trannies is one option. Posers is another. Desperate fame-seekers works too. I saw their “I Don’t Need a Man” video at the gym the other day and felt confused. If they don’t need men why are they running around with their asses and bellies hanging out of bondage costumes? And why are they at the salon doing spread eagles in the hairdryer chairs? And then gyrating while pretending to masturbate?

Wait, I think I’m getting it: “I get off being free”┬ámust mean they get off being free to be lesbians. I don’t think the whole “we’re sexy because our dance moves suggest we go offstange and fool around together” thing is entirely an act. They don’t need men. They need box to munch. I say more fempower to ’em.


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